Things I'm Afraid to Tell You
Twenty-something social media manager. Bring me gin, a herbal tea or a blueberry muffin. I write in my spare time and occasionally end up using this valuable life skill for sexting.
Things I'm Afraid to Tell You
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listentolayla:

I am delighted to announce that you can now pre-order my new ‘Black Mud EP’ from iTunes -https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/black-mud-ep-ep/id859054229 or if you want a physical copy, a limited number of handmade CDs are up atwww.listentolayla.bigcartel.com - exciting!!
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thetomska:

princewatercress:

thetomska:

myfavouritecolourisseven:

Considering that all of these are false, no.Last PPG episode - 25th March, 2005First Spy kids movie - 30th March, 2001First crash bandicoot game - 31st August, 1996Earliest release of Pokemon Red and Blue - 27th February, 1996

At what point when researching the original release date of Pokemon did you not stop to think that “Pokemon Red was released in 1868” MIGHT have been a joke?

At what point when reblogging and adding your reply did you think that there are some people on tumblr who don’t consider this joke to be anywhere near funny?

Sorry, I will add a trigger warning before #jokes from now on.

Jesus, if you don’t find it funny, keep on scrolling,  twat.
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imnotsurehowtonormal:

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”

this whole thing is an acid trip start to finish
imnotsurehowtonormal:

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”

this whole thing is an acid trip start to finish
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listentolayla:

Photo by the magnificent Joshua Halling. What a guy. www.joshuahalling.co.uk. 

The amazing LAYLA aka Jose Vanders. Two of my best memories of Cardiff involve nights seeing her perform.
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me nd my cougar gf